when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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