and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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