this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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