Dual....:-)
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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