he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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