I'll bet she douches with gravy.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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