His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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