Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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