im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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