Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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