Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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