I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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