Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
So much rum. So many feels.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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