I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Randomize
