You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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