you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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