i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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