alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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