Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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