How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Randomize
