Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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