No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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