when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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