I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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