no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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