she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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