New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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