Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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