I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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