I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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