So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
third nipple confirmed
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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