I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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