so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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