Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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