Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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