We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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