Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I have post one night stand depression
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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