the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize