wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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