Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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