i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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