my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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