Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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