No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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