I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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