it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I love having hate sex.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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