I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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