Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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