I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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