i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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