alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
