Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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