woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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