She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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