Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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