You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Sober January is a disaster.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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