I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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