if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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